So... I am driving home on my way from work this morning listening to the Bert Show on Q100 in Atlanta (just a little addie). Me and another car are driving together on the last stretch. The car isn't that far ahead of me. So as we are driving, the car in front of me nails a squirrel. I mean NAILS it! The squirrel comes out from under the car and rolls like 10 feet. I was like, "Dang, that roll was a bit dramatic..." So as my car and I are approaching the situation, I notice something strange. The once squirrel, which I am assuming is just crushed has surprised me. The squirrel magically transmorphed into someone's weave. And not just any weave, someone's weave which had a red highlight in it.
I guess I should've stopped and tried to help the little guy, but I was so astonished and awestruck that I had to keep driving. Fear consumed me like I was in Children of the Corn. Moral of this story: Never underestimate a squirrel's ability to transmorph.
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